The Four Stages of reading a John Canzano column about the Portland Trail Blazers
Stage 1: Uh oh, another Canzano column!
Stage 2: Wow, even more bombastic and grandiose than usual!
Stage 3: He’s frolicking again with unnamed sources and their murky agendas.
Stage 4: Movin' on ... (Does his editor even bother to read these?)